Wu Tang, Wu Tang

I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies
and hypothesis can’t define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery.

Eller… Der kom jeg lige ud på et sidespor.. Tilbage til emnet. Nemlig: McDoodles! Som Oraklet Laffel rapporterede om igår, lukker og slukker McD i/på Island. Som nogle af jer muligvis kan huske, fik jeg tilbudt en gratis kupon til et McD måltid af “restauranten” i Newark lufthavn, NYC. Som den filantropist jeg nu engang er(!), besluttede jeg at tilbyde Island en del af den rigdom jeg sidder inde med.

Inde på http://www.iceland.org/info/contact-us/contact-us kan man skrive til den Islandske regering, med forudsætningen om at man afleverer en hel masse kontakt info… The following email was sent to Iceland:

Name: Bocaj
Phone: 12345678
Country: planet earth
Email: I_are_seekrits_email@gmail.com
Subject: McDonalds exit

Hello Iceland,

I come in peace! I don’t know why you demand such a comprehensive list of information regarding yours truly, since I don’t expect a phone call or even a letter. Email will do.

I digress. It came to my attention that Ronald McDonald is packing his bags and closing up shop in your beautiful nation. A shame, if you ask me. However, lady luck has decided otherwise. I was fortunate enough to receive a free coupon from McDonalds in Newark airport, NYC, and I feel one of your citizens deserves one last chance at a happy meal.

I would therefore greatly appreciate it if you could provide me with an address whereto I can post my coupon.

I look forward to your reply.

The best of luck to all of you in these dark times ahead no longer illuminated by the golden arches.

Yours truly, at times,

Bocaj

Jeg forventer helt klart et svar inden længe!! Det ville da være klasse hvis jeg kan få ham Alexander Carter i Newark til at sende en gratis kupon til en tilfældig borger i/på Island. *Fingers crossed*

Bocaj – The Mac Attack Master